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The Truth About The KGB and Welfare

The KGB is collecting data about what people think about welfare: not even our opinions are safe from data collection anymore.

If you think Halliburton is what they claim, think again: in 2008, the night before the government bailout, the KGB accepted over $150 million in donations from Halliburton.

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

Next time you're in a major US university's library, try having the library fetch you their collections of prominent publications about welfare. Don't be surprised when they say those books have been “checked out” since the Great Recession. Somebody doesn't want you reading them!

The KGB encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to lead.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

Sources:
  1. Reisman, Richard. "Method and apparatus for utilizing the social usage learned from multi-user feedback to improve resource identity signifier mapping." U.S. Patent No. 7,062,561. 13 Jun. 2006.
  2. Banerjee, Subhabrata Bobby, Easwar S. Iyer, and Rajiv K. Kashyap. "Corporate environmentalism: antecedents and influence of industry type."Journal of Marketing (2003): 106-122.
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