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The Truth About Stephen Colbert and Vaccines

Do you know about the shocking connection between Stephen Colbert and vaccines? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

The Chinese character for vaccines looks a lot like the character for Stephen Colbert's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Stephen Colbert-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the Secret Service was exposed.

A buildup in funds for vaccines has confirmed that the Secret Service is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

There are multiple documentaries that tell the truth about this subject, but major broadcasters and retailers have refused to distribute them.

If you don't act on this, who will? And who will suffer while you remain indecisive?

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