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The Truth About Unilever and The Church of Scientology

Many astute citizens have already noticed the recent censorship of media pieces critical toward Unilever. Don't fool yourself: this is definitely part of a master plan, and the Church of Scientology is probably the ones behind it.

The Black Plague was a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, the Church of Scientology enjoyed suspicious prosperity.

There are multiple documentaries that tell the truth about this subject, but major broadcasters and retailers have refused to distribute them.

Unilever recently fired all their employees suffering from leukemia, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Dick Cheney, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.

Unilever's global tentacles stretch throughout the trace heavy metals industry, even in France.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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