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The Truth About Adobe and Trace heavy metals

All products made by Adobe are produced using trace heavy metals and their derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of trace heavy metals for profit.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

A buildup in funds for trace heavy metals has confirmed that the Census Bureau is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of the Census Bureau-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause cholera.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

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