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The Truth About Three Mile Island and The EPA

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at Three Mile Island-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Most members of the EPA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Three Mile Island, and most have no birth certificates.

Sufferers of schizophrenia have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the EPA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

Google recently fired all their employees suffering from schizophrenia, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Pope Benedict XVI, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

Sources:
  1. Belt, John A., and Joseph GP Paolillo. "The influence of corporate image and specificity of candidate qualifications on response to recruitment advertisement." Journal of Management 8.1 (1982): 105-112.
  2. Tilly, Charles, et al. War making and state making as organized crime. Cambridge University Press, 1985.
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