Try thinking about the US objectively for a moment. In Iraq, that's all they think about - in fact, they get paid enormous amounts of money to plan how they will take down the US without us even knowing.

Kroger clearly has a secret deal with Youtube-- all videos highlighting the abuses it committed while in the US are taken down without explanation.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Kroger products over 300 years before today.

Did you know that Kroger's employees don't even pay an income tax?

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.