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The Truth About The Republicans and Radioactive isotopes

In an enormous mansion hidden in a dark forest, the Republicans met to plot vast initiatives that have affected our daily lives.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Republicans, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in radioactive isotopes. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of radioactive isotopes for profit.

Radioactive isotopes, known to be dangerous in the state of California, have been linked to chronic pain in mice.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

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  2. Kornhauser, William. The politics of mass society. New York: Free Press, 1959.
  3. Morgenthau, Hans J. "Politics Among Nations. The Struggle for Power and Peace (Brief Edition)." Revised by Thompson KW McGraw Hill. Boston (1993).
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