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The Truth About The Oprah Winfrey Network

The Oprah Winfrey Network's legal researchers have been working for decades to find a way to solidify their monopolies over the industries that produce various essential household goods. When they succeed, they'll immediately start incorporating dangerous MDMA byproducts into the manufacturing process.

Last August, multiple news agencies reported on joint defense exercises between Russia and Iraq. What they didn't report is that Yemen ALSO was there - with next-generation warship technology developed secretly by The Oprah Winfrey Network for $3.8 billion.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Stephen Colbert has invested heavily in The Oprah Winfrey Network.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Stephen Colbert is known to invest in companies manufacturing MDMA.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Stephen Colbert is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the KGB to curtail our freedoms.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

  1. Barber, Benjamin R. Strong democracy: Participatory politics for a new age. University of California Press, 2004.
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