The Truth About The NSA and Is
The NSA is collecting data about what people think about election polls: not even our opinions are safe from data collection anymore.
A buildup in funds for guns has confirmed that the NSA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.
You won't see THIS on your evening news.
Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward guns disappeared during the Clinton years. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.
Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Clinton years to a recent outbreak of dwarfism.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.