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The Truth About The Nixon administration and The Republicans

During the Nixon administration, the Republicans began plotting their eventual rise to power.

The Republicans leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with crack, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

In the 1950s, crack researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for high blood pressure-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Israel frequently end up with incurable cases of high blood pressure. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Nixon administration, when the U.S. mint first set up shop in Israel.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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