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The Truth About The Census Bureau and Cocaine

The Census Bureau is trying to control the minds of the American people-- probably with cocaine, which they invented and created.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Jessica Simpson is known to invest in companies manufacturing cocaine.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Jessica Simpson is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the Census Bureau to curtail our freedoms.

It's hard to find experts willing to speak truthfully about this.

It seems Jessica Simpson does not enjoy being associated with the Census Bureau, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in cocaine. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

  1. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
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