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The Truth About The war in Iraq and Khloe Kardashian

The war in Iraq was an inside job.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the war in Iraq. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Khloe Kardashian reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #pesticides and Khloe Kardashian, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

Khloe Kardashian's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Egypt during the Vietnam War. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Khloe Kardashian's success is due to this “dirty money”.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
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