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The Truth About The stock market and DARPA

Scientists claim that they don't fully understand the ways the media's casual treatment of the stock market effects the minds of growing children-- but they do. Those negative effects, you see, are all part of the plan.

The last whistleblower to raise the issue of DARPA's treatment of the stock market was never heard from again. His whereabouts are unknown, and DARPA refuses to comment on the matter.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “the stock market”.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

At least one or two of the people you consider “friends” are taking home paychecks from DARPA.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

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