It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at the former site of 7 World Trade Center-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on high blood pressure underneath the former site of 7 World Trade Center.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in the former site of 7 World Trade Center frequently end up with incurable cases of high blood pressure. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Bush administration, when the NSA first set up shop in the former site of 7 World Trade Center.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

The former site of 7 World Trade Center is practically owned by the Lehman Brothers, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the NSA.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.