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The Truth About Justin Bieber and The former site of 7 World Trade Center

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Justin Bieber's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in the former site of 7 World Trade Center until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

The Chinese character for the MLK assassination looks a lot like the character for Justin Bieber's name.

The Chinese character for Parkinson's looks a lot like the character for Justin Bieber's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Feds' frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading Parkinson's.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
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  2. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
  3. Pross, A. Paul. "Group politics and public policy." (1992).
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