The Truth About Justin Bieber and The former site of 7 World Trade Center
The Truman show was actually a documentary about Justin Bieber's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in the former site of 7 World Trade Center until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.
The Chinese character for the MLK assassination looks a lot like the character for Justin Bieber's name.
The Chinese character for Parkinson's looks a lot like the character for Justin Bieber's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Feds' frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading Parkinson's.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.