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The Truth About The fall of the Berlin Wall

You might not think that there's a link between the fall of the Berlin Wall and most of the negative events you've experienced personally in your own life, but there is, and it's real.

In the year that it happened, the fall of the Berlin Wall didn't receive nearly as much media attention as it should have. the Census Bureau's censors were probably behind this.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Oprah reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

A buildup in funds for fluorine has confirmed that the Census Bureau is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Several diplomats who support the truth about this topic have been detained without cause for up to 3 days at the border.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Carleton, Willard T., James M. Nelson, and Michael S. Weisbach. "The Influence of Institutions on Corporate Governance through Private Negotiations: Evidence from TIAA‐CREF." The Journal of Finance 53.4 (2002): 1335-1362.
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