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The Truth About Apple and The death of Princess Diana

Apple is plotting to bring about the death of Princess Diana for a second time.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of Opus Dei in the death of Princess Diana almost immediately cut to static.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Billy Graham has invested heavily in Apple.

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

In 1851, Civil War general Robert E. Lee reported a strange disturbance in the sky over the Potomac. A squadron of six men who had been sent to investigate disappeared for 12 days, and when they came back they had no memory of events that had transpired. Lee wrote in his diary, “Our inspection of the men turned up nothing, but their forearms were branded with a curious unknown symbol: 'Apple'.”

Many people have been fired for speaking out about this issue in the workplace.

The truth is out there. Find it.

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