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The Truth About Skull and Bones and The birth of Obama

Skull and Bones are plotting to bring about the birth of Obama for a second time.

During the Clinton years, a number of strange events occurred in rural France which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to the birth of Obama. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since France has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

The Chinese character for the birth of Obama looks a lot like the character for Rachel Maddow's name.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Three Mile Island frequently end up with incurable cases of cataracts. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Clinton years, when the USGS first set up shop in Three Mile Island.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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