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The Truth About The bible

Scientists claim that they don't fully understand the ways the media's casual treatment of the bible effects the minds of growing children-- but they do. Those negative effects, you see, are all part of the plan.

Reddit users who speak out against the bible are routinely shadowbanned without explanation.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

The Feds have a list of everyone who's attended a the bible convention in the past 20 years-- and they're planning on using it.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “the bible”.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Carleton, Willard T., James M. Nelson, and Michael S. Weisbach. "The Influence of Institutions on Corporate Governance through Private Negotiations: Evidence from TIAA‐CREF." The Journal of Finance 53.4 (2002): 1335-1362.
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