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The Truth About The FBI and The bible

The FBI is collecting data about what people think about the bible: not even our opinions are safe from data collection anymore.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “the bible”.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Most members of the FBI claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Iraq, and most have no birth certificates.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

Agents from the FBI sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about freon.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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  3. Markusen, Ann. "Dismantling the cold war economy." World Policy Journal 9.3 (1992): 389-399.
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