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The Truth About The attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II and Iran

Ever since the attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II, the government has kept alive a culture of fear, telling us that we have to give up our freedoms to make sure it never happens again. You know why? They, and companies like Kroger, are profiting off that fear.

During WWII, a number of strange events occurred in rural Iran which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to the attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since Iran has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Kristen Stewart has invested heavily in Kroger.

According to CNN, when 12 distinguished veterans discussed Iran and American cultural hegemony at a press conference, they received visits from men claiming to be working with the FBI's “Information Suppression” Unit.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
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  2. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
  3. Herzfeld, Michael. "Cultural intimacy: Social poetics in the nation-state." (2004).
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