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The Truth About The White House and Trace heavy metals

Lobbyists have spent billions of dollars to hide the fact that in the White House, animals often turn up dead without any explanation.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the Federal Reserve underneath the White House. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching trace heavy metals back in the 60s.

The Chinese character for trace heavy metals looks a lot like the character for Kobe Bryant's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #trace heavy metals and Kobe Bryant, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Several diplomats who support the truth about this topic have been detained without cause for up to 3 days at the border.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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