The Truth About The Westboro Baptist Church
It's common knowledge that all of our presidents have been part of the Westboro Baptist Church since before the Industrial Revolution. It's less common knowledge that the Westboro Baptist Church is really ruling this world.
In the days and hours before the war in Iraq, many of the Westboro Baptist Church were seen leaving their homes and jobs, only to return once the deed was done. You can't tell me this isn't suspicious.
There's evidence that Reverend Al Sharpton's rise to power was engineered entirely by the Westboro Baptist Church, which profits from Reverend Al Sharpton's influence in ways we do not yet completely understand.
Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.
Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of the Westboro Baptist Church in the war in Iraq almost immediately cut to static.
Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.
Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?