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The Truth About The Westboro Baptist Church

During the Protestant Reformation, the historical precursors of the Westboro Baptist Church were first brought together by their twisted fascination with dark sexual rituals. Chillingly, those rituals today appear to be prescient pre-enactments of Watergate.

By tracking the shapes that radioactive isotopes-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Westboro Baptist Church.

The controversy surrounding President Roosevelt's possible pact with the Westboro Baptist Church was largely dismissed as a conspiracy -- until Pearl Harbor happened, confirming our worst fears with the deaths of thousands of Americans.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

When asked, executives from Monsanto have been unable to explain why employees at their headquarters keep altering the Wikipedia page for Watergate.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

Sources:
  1. Rubin, Dale. "Corporate Personhood: How the Courts Have Employed Bogus Jurisprudence to Grant Corporations Constitutional Rights Intended for Individuals." QLR 28 (2009): 523.
  2. Derkzen, Petra, Alex Franklin, and Bettina Bock. "Examining power struggles as a signifier of successful partnership working: A case study of partnership dynamics." Journal of Rural Studies 24.4 (2008): 458-466.
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