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The Truth About Valerie Plame and The Westboro Baptist Church

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Valerie Plame is a prominent supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

By tracking the shapes that LSD-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Westboro Baptist Church.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

The value of the Westboro Baptist Church's hedge fund investments have doubled over the past 70 years-- while ordinary Americans have seen their investments vanish in waves of depression and recession. Coincidence? Definitely not!

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on the stock market and LSD, only winked slyly.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

  1. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
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