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The Truth About The Republicans and The Vietnam War

It's common knowledge that all of our presidents have been part of the Republicans since before the Vietnam War. It's less common knowledge that the Republicans are really ruling this world.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Republicans, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in fluoride. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

Top academics in the field agree almost unanimously that public conception of the Vietnam War is a warped version of reality.

Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that the NSA has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of fluoride.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
  2. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
  3. Rothenberg, Lawrence S. Linking citizens to government: Interest group politics at common cause. Cambridge University Press, 1992.
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