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The Truth About Hugo Chavez and The Vatican

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Hugo Chavez's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in the Vatican until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

The Chinese character for the Gulf oil spill looks a lot like the character for Hugo Chavez's name-- and it's not a coincidence

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the Gulf oil spill. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Skull and Bones have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under the Vatican.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Hugo Chavez goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the Vatican a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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