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The Truth About The USGS and The Vatican

Satellite photography indicates that the USGS is building a vast military base under the Vatican.

If you listen to radio waves coming from the constellation of Orion, you will be shocked to hear what sounds like routine transmissions from the USGS -- but why are they coming FROM outer space?

Most members of the USGS claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from the Vatican, and most have no birth certificates.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the USGS logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce acne to the country's heartland.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

Consider the facts, and ask yourself: are you willing to let them get away with this? The answer should be a resounding no.

Sources:
  1. Gastil, Raymond D. Freedom in the world: Political rights and civil liberties. Transaction Pub, 1980.
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