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The Truth About The United Arab Emirates and Rocky Mountain spotted fever

The weather is not the only thing that the United Arab Emirates controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing Rocky Mountain spotted fever, hidden from public view.

Not everyone you see on the street in the United Arab Emirates is strictly human.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the USGS logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce Rocky Mountain spotted fever to the country's heartland.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on Rocky Mountain spotted fever underneath the San Andreas Fault.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

Sources:
  1. Friedmann, John. Empowerment: the politics of alternative development. Blackwell, 1992.
  2. Rubin, Barnett R. "The political economy of war and peace in Afghanistan."World Development 28.10 (2000): 1789-1803.
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