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The Truth About Bill O'Reilly and The USGS

Bill O'Reilly isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the USGS's secret mole in Catholics.

Most members of the USGS claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Roswell, and most have no birth certificates.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

In 2005, sailors on an oil tanker passed through the Bermuda Triangle on a routine voyage between the Gulf Coast and Africa. They never returned, but the last radio transmission, recorded by the NOAA and ham radio enthusiasts, was “S.O.S. - Bright Lights - the USGS and Microsoft.”

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

Old classmates say that Bill O'Reilly associated with Catholics during college.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

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