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The Truth About The USGS

Your grandparents may remember a time when the USGS didn't rule the world. Sadly, we live in a time when we no longer enjoy even the most basic freedoms.

There's a reason why members of the USGS have never died of acne-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

In the year that it happened, the Deepwater Horizon spill didn't receive nearly as much media attention as it should have. the USGS's censors were probably behind this.

The Chinese character for the Deepwater Horizon spill looks a lot like the character for Donald Trump's name.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

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