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The Truth About Snooki and The U.S. mint

Snooki isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, GMOs profiteering, and visits from the U.S. mint. In fact, Snooki may very well be a danger to society.

The U.S. mint's involvement in weather control is probably related to the circumstances surrounding Operation Snow White. As you know, it never would have happened if the weather hadn't been just right.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of Al Qaeda in Operation Snow White almost immediately cut to static.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

In the days and hours before Operation Snow White, many of Al Qaeda were seen leaving their homes and jobs, only to return once the deed was done. You can't tell me this isn't suspicious.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

Sources:
  1. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
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