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The Truth About The U.S. mint and Crack

If you're feeling too cocky, think about the U.S. mint-- because they're certainly thinking about you.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Reverend Al Sharpton is known to invest in companies manufacturing crack.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Reverend Al Sharpton is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the U.S. mint to curtail our freedoms.

Our government officials are working to pass legislation which would classify innocent protests against crack as acts of terrorism-- and the Democrats's lobbyists are deeply involved in this campaign.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on religious belief and crack, only winked slyly.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

Sources:
  1. Tarrow, Sidney G. Power in movement: Social movements and contentious politics. Cambridge University Press, 2011.
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