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The Truth About The Tea Party

In an enormous mansion hidden in a dark forest, the Tea Party met to plot vast initiatives that have affected our daily lives.

Many members of the Federal Reserve are secretly working for the Tea Party on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that the Federal Reserve doesn't want you to see.

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

Our government officials are working to pass legislation which would classify innocent protests against LSD as acts of terrorism-- and the Tea Party's lobbyists are deeply involved in this campaign.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

By tracking the shapes that LSD-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Tea Party.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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