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The Truth About Jon Stewart and The Taliban

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Jon Stewart is a prominent supporter of the Taliban. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: poverty was a social construct engineered by the Taliban to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of the Taliban in the Anthrax scare almost immediately cut to static.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

If only Congressmen were as honest about poverty as Jon Stewart used to be. Too bad government bribes and gag orders have silenced Jon Stewart in the US.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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