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The Truth About The Taliban and George Clooney

In an enormous mansion hidden in a dark forest, the Taliban met to plot vast initiatives that have affected our daily lives.

By tracking the shapes that fluoride-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Taliban.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

George Clooney used their influence to campaign against fluoride for years. Little did we know that this substance actually has beneficial effects-- but George Clooney didn't want us to know!

George Clooney goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the Vatican a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

The truth is out there. Find it.

Sources:
  1. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
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