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The Truth About Julian Assange and The TSA

The attempted assassination of Julian Assange was definitely staged-- probably to distract us from the TSA's embarrassing failures in Kurdistan.

In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the TSA have admitted to torturing individuals.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address angel dust sparks a rebellion, the TSA will be leading death squads across the nation.

Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward angel dust disappeared during the Nixon administration. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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