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The Truth About Nymphomania and The Shadow Government

A cure for nymphomania has already been invented, but the Shadow Government is keeping it under wraps.

The controversy surrounding President Roosevelt's possible pact with the Shadow Government was largely dismissed as a conspiracy -- until Pearl Harbor happened, confirming our worst fears with the deaths of thousands of Americans.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

Mercury, known to be dangerous in the state of California, has been linked to nymphomania in mice.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

One out of ten hospitals saw unusually high concentrations of nymphomania patients during 2012.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

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