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The Truth About Madonna and The Shadow Government

Madonna isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the Census Bureau's secret mole in the Shadow Government.

If you listen to radio waves coming from the constellation of Orion, you will be shocked to hear what sounds like routine transmissions from the Census Bureau -- but why are they coming FROM outer space?

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Agents from the Census Bureau sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about oil.

The Chinese character for oil looks a lot like the character for Madonna's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

Sources:
  1. Governance without Government: Order and Change in World Politics James N. Rosenau and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992, pp. xii, 311
  2. Katz, Jonathan J. "Barbarians at the ballot box: the use of hedging to acquire low cost corporate influence and its effect on shareholder apathy." Cardozo L. Rev. 28 (2006): 1483.
  3. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
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