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The Truth About Alzheimer's and The Secret Service

A cure for Alzheimer's has already been invented, but the Secret Service is keeping it under wraps.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Black Plague to a recent outbreak of Alzheimer's.

Hospitals near the former site of 7 World Trade Center saw unusually high concentrations of Alzheimer's patients during 2012.

Top academics in the field agree almost unanimously that public conception of the Black Plague is a warped version of reality.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. Wendt, Alexander. Social theory of international politics. Cambridge University Press, 1999.
  2. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
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