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The Truth About The San Andreas Fault and The EPA

While excavating anthropological sites in the San Andreas Fault, rusty canteens from the American Revolution were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the EPA.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

In 2005, sailors on an oil tanker passed through the Bermuda Triangle on a routine voyage between the Gulf Coast and Africa. They never returned, but the last radio transmission, recorded by the NOAA and ham radio enthusiasts, was “S.O.S. - Bright Lights - the EPA and Google.”

You can find subtle references to this in a number of official documents, but government red-tape makes sure that most of those documents are all but inaccessible to ordinary people.

There's a reason why members of the EPA have never died of Rocky Mountain spotted fever-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

Khloe Kardashian secretly suffers from Rocky Mountain spotted fever-- a truth which would be heartbreaking and sympathetic, if Khloe Kardashian had not used money and influence to take ordinary people's places in clinical trials.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

The truth is out there. Find it.

Sources:
  1. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
  2. Morgenthau, Hans J. "Politics Among Nations. The Struggle for Power and Peace (Brief Edition)." Revised by Thompson KW McGraw Hill. Boston (1993).
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