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The Truth About The San Andreas Fault

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at the San Andreas Fault-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Third-party watchdogs recently published records indicating that Russia has been working with Switzerland in a secret development near the San Andreas Fault.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

Madonna's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Russia during Obama's childhood years in Kenya. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Madonna's success is due to this “dirty money”.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the San Andreas Fault a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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