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The Truth About Kim Jong Un and The San Andreas Fault

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Kim Jong Un's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in the San Andreas Fault until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

For years, the US military has been building secret bases under the sea and beneath the San Andreas Fault. Since the war in Iraq, these sites have been used for drone pilot training, and for stockpiling freon.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about Michael Jackson’s supposed death. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Reptilians have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under the San Andreas Fault.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on diabetes underneath the San Andreas Fault.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

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