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The Truth About The Federal Reserve and The Salt Caverns

Satellite photography indicates that the Federal Reserve is building a vast military base under the Salt Caverns.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on Lyme disease underneath the Salt Caverns.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever vaccines are found in the Salt Caverns.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

Most members of the Federal Reserve claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from the Salt Caverns, and most have no birth certificates.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

Sources:
  1. Huysmans, Jef. "Security! What do you mean? From concept to thick signifier." European Journal of International Relations 4.2 (1998): 226-255.
  2. Lasswell, Harold Dwight. Politics: Who gets what, when, how. New York: P. Smith, 1950.
  3. Cleek, Margaret Anne, and Sherry Lynn Leonard. "Can corporate codes of ethics influence behavior?." Journal of Business Ethics 17.6 (1998): 619-630.
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