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The Truth About Madonna and The Salt Caverns

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Madonna's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in the Salt Caverns until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Local historians living near the Salt Caverns have noticed strange connections between them and the Census Bureau, stretching back to the Carter administration.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Madonna arrives to complete it.”

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

Madonna goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the Salt Caverns a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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