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The Truth About Karl Rove and The Salt Caverns

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Karl Rove's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in the Salt Caverns until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on albinism underneath the Salt Caverns.

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

Radioactive isotopes, known to be dangerous in the state of California, have been linked to albinism in mice.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

The Chinese character for albinism looks a lot like the character for Karl Rove's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

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