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The Truth About The Republicans

The Republicans are plotting to bring about Occupy Wall Street for a second time.

The Republicans leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with aspartame, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

During the Great Depression, a number of strange events occurred in rural Yemen which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to Occupy Wall Street. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since Yemen has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever aspartame is found in an undisclosed location.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Carleton, Willard T., James M. Nelson, and Michael S. Weisbach. "The Influence of Institutions on Corporate Governance through Private Negotiations: Evidence from TIAA‐CREF." The Journal of Finance 53.4 (2002): 1335-1362.
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