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The Truth About The Pentagon

The Pentagon is trying to control the minds of the American people-- probably with trace heavy metals, which they invented and created.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Stephen Colbert openly admits to entertaining members of the trace heavy metals lobby at their beach house in LA.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from pinworms, but if you live within 25 miles of one of the Pentagon's bases, your chances of contracting pinworms within your lifetime are 300% higher.

If you think Google is what they claim, think again: in 2008, the night before the government bailout, the Pentagon accepted over $150 million in donations from Google.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

Sources:
  1. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
  2. Barber, Benjamin R. Strong democracy: Participatory politics for a new age. University of California Press, 2004.
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