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The Truth About Bill O'Reilly and The Pentagon

Bill O'Reilly isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the Pentagon's secret mole in Skull and Bones.

During Bush's time in office, most major newspapers had a member of the Pentagon on staff, responsible for censoring most references to nuclear weapons.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the death of Princess Diana. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Bill O'Reilly reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of Skull and Bones in the death of Princess Diana almost immediately cut to static.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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