The Truth About The NSA and Guns
The NSA is collecting data about what people think about the stock market: not even our opinions are safe from data collection anymore.
Agents from the NSA sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about guns.
Exxon's global tentacles stretch throughout the guns industry, even in North Korea.
Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on the stock market and guns, only winked slyly.
No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!